Top 11 Funny Jokes

Joke #1

A letter from his friend Ram to Bhola once said, ‘Bholaji, I am in big trouble, you can save me from this trouble.  Please send me 10 thousand rupees, I will be happy.  I will repay the loan after six months. 'Bhola's head is very hot after receiving this letter.  Bhola knows very well that that guy Ram is a swindler.  Even if he dies, he will not pay this money at all.  Bhola was very worried.  Thinking about it, I decided to send him a counter letter.  Bhola wrote in the letter, ‘Brother Ramji, I am very sorry that the letter you sent to my address asking for Rs 10,000 may have gone to someone else by mistake.  So that letter has not reached me yet.  So I'm sorry I couldn't give you the money. '

Joke #2

A Lake was walking along the river, suddenly slipping and falling into the river. He did not know how to swim. The water started to sink. At that time the passerby was going through the road. Then Lake shouted, "I don't know how to swim, I'm drowning." Save me If the passer-by laughs a little and says - I don't know how to swim, what happened? Learn to swim at this opportunity. There will be no more opportunities to learn to swim. 😀

Joke #3

What happened when two companions were viewing a film? The first friend said - my money bag is under the pillow. The second friend said - why are you thinking? Your servant is very faithful to him. First friend. That is the danger. If he gives it to his wife.

Joke #4

Mike's announcement at Pujo Pandel - A six-year-old boy can't be found, a cash prize of fifty rupees. A child came forward and grabbed someone's hand and said, Uncle, take it to my father, then fifty-fifty.

Joke #5

The owner told the diver - what if the tire punctured? The driver - fell on a piece of glass. Owner - Didn't you see the piece of glass? Driver - Not commanded. Because the lake under the car had a bottle of alcohol in its pocket.

Joke #6

The passenger on the plane is a famous scientist. The plane was then in the middle of the sky. He took out an urgent letter from his hand-bag and saw that he had left his glasses at home. Steward was walking by. Scientist - Oh young man, read the letter. Steward: Sir, in my opinion, my condition has not progressed much.

Joke #7

Two young men were standing on the street. Two young women were coming along that road. Seeing them, a young man gestured to a girl and told her friend - I was looking at her sideways. Immediately a young woman said - I changed her sandals. I was beating!

Joke #8

One policeman was patrolling the streets at night. Suddenly he heard someone screaming for help. When the police rushed there, they saw that a lake had fallen into the well. Dark, not well seen. The police quickly hung a rope and began to pull the lake. As soon as he came up a little, he saw that Lake was none other than the police inspector himself. And where does the police leave the rope and salute. The police inspector fell into the well again.

Joke #9

A Mata Lake was sitting in a bus. Another lake was sitting in front of him. He was smiling when he saw Maeta Lake. At that time, when the conductor did not have the lake to come, he showed it to Mate Lake and asked him if he had a ticket. If he told Mate Lake to give it to the conductor, give me two tickets. One and a half is mine and half is his. Saying this, he showed the lake in front.

Joke #10

A man stopped a gentleman at the entrance of the temple. He said, "Sir, take off your shoes and enter the temple." Hey, I came to it barefoot.

- You're very wrong.

Why, he has to come to the temple barefoot.

- That's not the case here. The rule here is that you will come after the shoes and you can go to the temple by depositing the shoes here.

Joke #11

When a boy asks a father to read a book, father, who is helpful? Dad - Anyone who does work is called helpful. Son - then you are the mother's helper.